Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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