You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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