My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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