we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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