ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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