Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
did i walk over a car last night?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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