I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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