he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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