There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
So squirting runs in the family.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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