I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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