My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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