Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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