very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Congratulations! We have a period
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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