doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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