Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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