A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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