is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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