Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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