Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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