you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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