have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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