im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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