Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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