what if I'm pregnant?
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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