According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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