so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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