Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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