Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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