Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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