But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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