Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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