No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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