she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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