I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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