just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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