I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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