i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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