I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
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