Christians are straight up FREAKS
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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