So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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