I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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