a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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