It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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