i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
