Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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