how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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