: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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