I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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