I'm drive I can fine osifer
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize