On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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