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his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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