facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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