it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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