can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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