All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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