dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
pop tarts are not kleenex
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
im on a boat
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