Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Dick very happy bro
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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