I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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