If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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