Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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