seriously i just wanna be friends
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You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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